Riding the Whales

Watching the whales is just the beginning.

Imagine being enclosed in a safe crystal clear glass capsule as you rock through the waters of Lake Michigan seeing the underwater adventures from a whales eye view.  That is right . . . you will be able to ride a whale with this special encapsulated saddle.  You will share the cabin with three other participants, a captain and tour guide.  Soft drinks and light snacks will be part of the tour and every participant will be given a pair of Google Glass glasses to digitally record the entire trip.

Thanks to a special grant from the National Endowment for the Advancement of Saddled Animals (NEASA pronounced NeaSa), we are designing a special harness that will allow one of our smaller whales to carry a very small group of riders.  While the harness design is complete, we have not yet found a qualified manufacturer to build the unit.   CAD files with complete design specifications are available for qualified manufacturers willing to partner in the creation of this saddle in exchange for sponsorship consideration.

10 thoughts on “Riding the Whales

    • That is a great question. It is really a non-issue. Only two of the whales have ever escaped with a passenger on board. In one case we were able to guide the whale home by repeatedly playing Barry White’s Love Theme underwater. It is little known fact that whales love Barry White’s voice and are almost always drawn to it.

      In the other case, the whale temporarily lost its way and was found off the shore of Racine, Wisconsin.

      In both cases passengers were recovered unharmed and we compensated the passengers with a voucher for a free future excursion.

    • Why wait. Book your tour today. Call the Grand Haven Convention and Visitors Bureau for details.

    • Please come visit us anytime. Once we pass our safety inspection, prices will certainly go up. Come see us now while prices are still low.

    • Be sure to purchase your ticket soon. We look forward to having you on our next trip.

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